●美國人說：「我們上午投票，下午就知道誰是總統了」。
American: We vote in the morning and will know who the president is in the afternoon
●中國人說：「傻B啊，我們今天投票，可去年就知道主席是誰了」。
China: We voted today but we already knew who the chairmen is since last year
●朝鮮人說：「我們不用投票，小時候就知道了」。
North Korea: We don’t vote, same guy since I was born…
●日本人說：「我們一直在投票，就是不知道首相是誰」。
Japan: We’re voting all the time, we still don’t know who the prime minister is
●俄羅斯人：「我們總統當累了當總理，總理當累了當總統」。
Russians: When our president is tired of being president he becomes the prime minister, when our prime minister is tired of being prime minister he becomes the president
●古巴：「哥，領導人還能換啊」？
Cuba: You can change Presidents?
●伊拉克人：「能換！自己不換，美國人給你換」！
Of course you can change, If you don’t change Americans will change it for you 。
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